GERALD, known in some realms as THE GREAT MASTER SHAPESHIFTER, has been tormenting SUPACREE; upon realizing IS is GERALD, she attacks him, to the horror of the public—beating him profusely until he explodes into a enormous mounds of candy.
STOP BEATING THAT MAN!
HE'S NOT A MAN, HES A FUCKING— PIÑATA!!
Don't be ridiculous!
I'M A REAL BOY!!!
GERALD violently explodes into a roomful of candy and confetti.
MARCUS
…I'm gonna take the day off.