DAN SCHNEIDER APPEARS SEEMINGLY FROM NOWHERE
INT. SAUNA. WHENEVER
DAN SHNEIDER
you need a pedicure.
Would you fucking people stop doing that.
I heard you have something of mine.
This is not a unisex Sauna!
Is it not?!
No!
Where's my shit, Monroe?!
What the fuck are you talking about?!
Hey. You got a weird little toe!
STOP LOOKING AT MY FEET.
we're all adults here.
I disagree entirely. I'm 5!
Okay, that's gross.
Get out!
Fine!
He stands up to exit the Sauna; his towel defaults.
AGH.
Lol with careful editing this is less disturbing, I guess.
It's really not.
Goddamn, manI
I want that script on my desk by Monday.
Or what?!
Or ELSE!
OR ELSE WHAT! CAN'T BE WORSE THAN THIS; I'M CERTAIN!
Don't be so certain, Monroe. I get around.
HOW?! DO YOU AT LEAST HAVE HAZARDS FOR BACKING UP?!
Very funny, Monroe.
[he opens the sauna door to exit.]
(Cont'd)
Very funny. That's my point.
Who's next?! Dan Harmon?!
[exiting]
By Monday, Monroe.
[he backs up]
BEEEP-BEEP—BEEEEP.
[A woman enters the sauna as he is “backing out”
BEEEP! Ahem. Good day, ladies.
[he exits entirely]
[beat]
… is this sauna unisex.
[looking through the window of the sauna he silently mimicks humously threatening gestures out of the view of the woman who has entered, standing at the door for a moment in confusion]
…No, it is not.
I'm afraid you're one nickel short of a Skrillex.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean.
SUCK MY
Schneider. Dan Schneider.
Uh. We fired him.
For several reasons.
Hire ‘em back.
Why?!
Because-time travel.
Time travel what.
Time travel this:
That NEVER HAPPENED!
It didn't!?
Uh. No…?
Ok.
Okay?!
Ok.
*portal*
Check this place out.
What is it.
Not what. When.
When is it?
I don't know yet.
What!?
Let's find a shopping mall.
INT. BEVERLY CENTER. DAY.
{Enter The Multiverse}
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